Monday, December 26, 2016

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Whats your fetish?

Foot fetish 
Anyone?

Since my phones were down PAY UP


Love my new VS PINK THANK YOU!

I love holidays!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
HAPPY HANUKKAH
Kwanza 
and 
Happy NEW YEAR 2017!!

UPDATE WORKING AGAIN now you can call me!

HAVING PHONE PROBLEMS

12/14/2016 07:26 AM
Missed Call
►SENSUAL DOMME ★SISSY ★CUCKOLD ★SPH ★BBC ★JOI ★RTR
Answered call, system did not recognize me trying to accepting the call. 
I Pressed 1, I  switched phones, I tried saying yes!
The system still did NOT respond or recognize my commands!
Yes, I sent a Free minute, I don't do this often, and he still HASNT CALLED BACK!

SOMEONE CHECK MY PHONE-LINES CALL ME!
UGH AGAIN! THIS TIME, I TRIED TO ANSWER 
AND AGAIN I COULDNT SO HE HUNG UP!
UGH!!!
I AM GOING TO WANT A CBT CALL AFTER THIS!!


12/14/2016 07:55 AM
Customer Missed Call
►*EAVESDROP*on ►ENVY◄ ►YOUR*CUM*SLUT◄ ►*PICS/VIDS*◄
SWITCHING TO MY CELL
THIS IS ridicules!

SO MY PETS , I want you to TRIBUTE ME AND MAKE IT UP TO ME!

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Oh my that is Tiny lol

LOL Tiffany and her little clitty


It's that Time of Year again!


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Saturday, December 10, 2016

http://mashable.com/2014/06/27/sex-toy-ipad-case-fleshlight/#CE6quOIoEkqy

Fleshlight Releases iPad Case You Can Hump

IMAGE: FLESHLIGHT/MASHABLE
After more than two years of development, the sex toy company behind the male masturbatory aid Fleshlight has sprung a product that finally allows men to have sex with their iPads.
The Fleshlight LaunchPAD, a very real, most-definitely-not-a-hoax case for iPads, attaches to your tablet and serves as a holster for your Fleshlight, which then allows you to hump the device hands-free. All for the one-time low price of $24.95!
Fleshlight LaunchPAD Back

Why, exactly, does humanity need such a device?
"We gathered a lot of data and people are moving in masses to watching their adult content via mobile devices, so the Fleshlight LaunchPAD is the perfect accessory for men everywhere," Fleshlight spokesperson Daniel Pacheco says. "We're happy to see that men view this as an outlet of fulfilling their sexual fantasies and men's pleasure products are getting more widespread acceptance just like women's sex toys."
Assuming long-distance friends want to get close to their partners' shaky paunches, the company explains on its website how it expects the iPad case to be deployed:
The Fleshlight LaunchPAD is perfect for point-of-view content, long distance play with a friend, or enjoying a variety of your favorite films, clips, and images while using your Fleshlight product. Once fitted snuggly in place, it will maintain its position during use while allowing full access to touch-screen functionality and exposing the onboard controls, like volume and power.

Not wanting a soft launch, the company released an ad on Thursday that shows how it envisions the product penetrating the mainstream market: A couple sits video-chatting on their anniversary when the man surprises his lucky lady with a present — lingerie. 
"Try it on," he says with a mischievous grin. "Right now?" she responds playfully. "Yes," he gutturally demands, tilting the iPad and attaching his Fleshlight as she begins to undress. The ad then descends into a manic fit of bouncing LaunchPADs and dubstep.
YouTube commenters, naturally, were amazed. "Is this real life?," "WHAT THE F*CK," and "Wait...this is serious?" some of them said.
Pacheco says the reaction has been immense, with more than 650,000 views on the YouTube video and mentions on several sites around the web.
We're not sure if this case will void your AppleCare warranty — neither company has said so as of Friday afternoon. The real question, for us, is will we ever trust refurbished iPads again? 
* Brian Ries really didn't want his byline on this, but he did, in fact, contribute to the entirety of this report.

Have sex with your iPad

because nobody else is going to have sex with you lmaoooooo

Friday, December 9, 2016

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Fuck off Loser!

want my attention.. call me or tribute me
otherwise dont waste my time!
That pewnie little pecker isnt going to do it!
but a Fat Wallet might! lol :P

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Pictures from BBC FRIDAY

Pictures from BBC FRIDAY 






Did you have a Good #Black Friday?


Thank you!

Highest Rated Woman Home Alone 
&
Highest Rated Fantasy Listings on #Niteflirt

Thursday, November 17, 2016

I've got the numbers!

WHICH MEANS
I've got the control!
:) 
Mmmmmmm

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Loser Dave ... is on a binge

Mmmm a BINGE which effects his wallet and mine..
Except it effects mine in a very Good way LOL
Right dave
Hell may as well do another shot for me..
and this way we can work on the christmas fund! lol


Lets see ..
Its started like this.
Loser woke up 
Horny as all get out.. pulled out his CC statement 
to see
he had plenty of credit to use.
so what did loser dave do
he started his binge..
Mmm
and
 now if he spends $2000 by December 1st the Credit Card company 
will give him a bonus
$100 gift card to spend on MOI
lol sounds like a deal to me!
I love bank statements! Don't you?

WOW I have a combined rating on #Niteflirt of almost 90,000!!!

I now have the Highest Rated listings in 2 Categories on Niteflirt.
Women Home Alone and Fantasy! 
Thank you for getting me up there!
I love watching the numbers go upPpPPpPPp!



Monday, November 14, 2016

Worship me!

I have the HIGHEST FANTASY LISTING ON NITEFLIRT
and
THE HIGHEST WOMAN HOME ALONE LISTING!
xoxo

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Lets see...

John went to meet a Craigslist Top
John got cold feet and told the top to go slow..
The top said Pfft.... and now John is all worked upPppPP
so he gets to make it squirt in his hand or in his mouth and lick it all up
if not...
These photos shall stay up :)
ISN't this FUN!?
He squirted in a bottle with a little water in it.. then drank it up
so the photos are now .. down.. 
it was fun!






Saturday, October 22, 2016

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Oh my who can this be?

https://youtu.be/Q4asYgeQBHQ
CLICK THE ABOVE LINK

ITS OKAY!
34D



Last week the coach sucked cock... oh my 
what will he do this week?
lol



Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Thursday, September 1, 2016




Wednesday, August 17, 2016

I'm BACKKkKkKK

Summer had me busy and my computer went down.
But, I will be back to blogging ... don't you worry your pathetic little heads off